Text Trailer: Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer

February 15th, 2014

–“How many of your memories of the world beyond the border are verifiable?”

–We were the 12th expedition.

“How calm do you think you might be in an emergency?”

–There were four of us.

“When I snap my fingers, you will have no memory of this conversation, but will follow my directives.”

–Our mission was simple.

 …In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe…

 –The brightness washed over me in unending waves and connected me to the earth, the water, the trees, the air, as I opened up and kept on opening.

–Emerging from that space was a foot and the end of a leg, amid a flurry of disrupted sand.

–The sea was ablaze with light, but nothing beautiful here fooled me anymore.

–Vaguely, from some far-off place, I realized that the words on the wall were being infused with sound as well, but that I had not had the capacity to hear it before.

–The smell of lime and mint unexpectedly arose, cutting through the must, the loam.

–We stopped calling back when the intensity of its moans heightened in a way that suggested anger, as if it knew we were mocking it.

–By the time we were ready to cross the border, we knew everything… And we knew nothing.

–I could no more have turned back than have gone back in time.

–I’d had experience enough with lighthouse keepers to know one when I saw one.

–Of all my answers, “Breakfast” annoyed her the most.

–I could not deny that these habitats were transitional in a deeply unnatural way.

–No one ever explained what form “extraction” might take.

–They did not have the will or inclination to clean the kidney-shaped pool.

–I suppose I should have reared back from the microscope in shock.

–“It is a body?” the surveyor said.

–Perhaps it is “merely” a machine.

–The map was the first form of misdirection, for what was a map but a way of emphasizing some things and making other things invisible?

Consolidation of authority.

–We had all been given self-destruct buttons, but the only one who could push them was dead.

–I’m well beyond you now, and traveling very fast.

(Textler by Marc Laidlaw, based on Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer: Farrar, Straus & Giroux, February 2014)

Bonfires

April 14th, 2013

A new short story, “Bonfires,” is up at Nightmare Magazine.

 

 

Let It Die

April 11th, 2013

With his eyes closed, she was beautiful. With them open, she was a scarred and withered hag, most of her skeletal form still covered as it would always be covered with burn scars and the beginnings of what might have been the mutant herpes. Since he had it himself, he didn’t worry. It was pointless to worry about any of it, this being now the world.

A thin crescent of skin along the side of her face remained unburnt where she must have turned it to a wall when the Flash came. Part of that eye was relatively unblemished, and now a tear slid from it as she whispered, “Must you go?”

“Darling,” he said, “there will never be an easy time to say goodbye, and so I say it with difficulty.”

This was literally true, given the state of his mouth and what remained of his jaw and several teeth. He pressed his cracked lips to her no less wretched hand and offered a final kiss, as tender as he could make it. Something crackled. For once it was not his flesh—it was behind him in her hovel. A plastic net woven of six-pack mesh dropped over him. Mutant henchmen wrestled him to the floor.

“Svetlana,” he said with dismay but no great surprise, “you sold me out.”

“You don’t remember me, do you?” she said, the good corner of that one eye now gleaming with angry satiation. There was something familiar about it, he supposed. But only barely. He had to shrug. “I’m sorry.”

For a moment she remained rigid, the imperious queen of the scraptown mutants, but the strain was too much. Her pretense collapsed like a garbage mountain excavated too deeply from below; she caved in, falling to a heap herself in genuine despair. He blew her a kiss as they dragged him away, down the pileside to where they had parked their three-wheeled grocery cart.

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Blindfolded, he was able to imagine the route as it had once been: a superlative superhighway, nothing but smooth tarmac humming softly beneath his tyres, lush trees speeding past like blurs in a late-period Monet. Not merely the trappings of culture, but culture itself. Expensive spirits, fine champagne, museums full of gilt frames and chamber music. The dirty blindfold—a disposable wipe that should have been disposed of long before—was dislodged from his eyes by their juddering progress, and he beheld the reality that now prevailed: cracked asphalt, scorched and fused to tarry glass, infested with mutant weeds that fired poison-tipped scarlet lacquered thorns at unprotected ankles. The sky was also choked with swirling clouds that threatened to dump their vile brew any moment. The henchmen, he had seen somewhere before—or anyway, he knew their type—shrouded in foul bandages like obedient mummies. Beneath their notice, he slowly worked free a coil of coat-hanger wire concealed inside his sleeve, waiting for events to indicate whether he should fashion it into a cutting tool, a lockpick, or a weapon of some sort.

The cart rolled down an underpass, where he could not prevent the stench of pooled human effluvia from entering his nostrils, nor with his soaring imagination convert the fumes to anything heady and delicious. The mutant mummies shoved the cart hard against a metal door. The door banged open and the cart upended, tumbling him into a sprawl on the oily cement floor, where he did his best to imagine himself in a bespoke suit, perhaps a white tuxedo that would now be irredeemably stained.

“Well, well, well,” said the cold voice he had been expecting all along. In that squalid chamber, among pipes and bins and tunnel maintenance equipment, he saw his old enemy, blind eyes milky white and scarred from admiring his handiwork by staring directly into the Flash. He had unwisely savored that impersonal climactic moment just as he attempted to savor this rather more personal denouement.

“In my power at last,” he chuckled. “And so much reduced…as are, I hesitate to say, we all.”

“Get it over with. I know why you brought me here.”

“Do you?”

“Of course. To gloat. And then, I assume, to kill me.”

“I find I’m not much in temper for gloating. Yes, it comes as a surprise even to me. You failed utterly to stop me. I ought to rub it in, but I find in myself a strange reluctance. There are days when, in spite of everything, I almost wish you hadn’t failed. I certainly never expected anything quite like this. It’s turned out to be rather unpleasant, even with all my precautions. Yes, I admit it. This is fairly hellish. I have nothing to add. I have only ever wanted to ask, why did you let me? I have had the lingering impression you didn’t even try to stop it.”

With the bit of hanger wire hidden behind his back, he quietly sawed through his plastic restraints; they were dusty and brittle and parted easily. “I didn’t honestly think you’d go through with it. I didn’t think you could be that mad.”

“Mwa…mwaha…mwahahahaha! Oh, that’s rich. And richest of all is that we’re all mad now! You have to be, isn’t that right? But enough. I can’t bear it. Your survival is a constant, irritating reminder of your failure and my success. Goodbye, my old nemesis.” And to his henchmen. “Go ahead, into the tank with him!”

For a moment, in the poor light, he clearly saw the doom intended for him: A pool full of mutant piranha. The mutant mummies lifted him and tossed him in. He tensed against the splash of warm brackish water and the searing bite of ten thousand devouring, radioactive teeth. He had already twisted the versatile wire into a fish-gutting instrument. Instead he hit bottom with a hollow clang and found himself in an inch of green slime and mutant frogspawn. Eventually, realizing there was to be no subsequent threat, he got to his feet and clambered out of the metal garbage bin. The henchmen had already shambled off, duties discharged, no interest in the outcome.

His nemesis sat staring down into the slime-sloshed bin, grinning and rubbing his bony hands together, chuckling to himself: “That’s what you get. Long overdue. Well deserved.” But the laughter quickly turned to sobs and he fell against the wall, a sobbing wretch: “Oh god, why? Why didn’t you stop me?”

He left his archenemy, spine intact but spirit broken, and hobbled out of the tunnels, up to the light again, going carefully on legs that ached from deep within the bones. At the top of the ramp he left the twist of coat-hanger, having fashioned an arrow pointing back toward the lair for any who might come looking.

His penthouse was a hollow he had fashioned on the far side of a scrapheap not too far from Svetlana; they were neighbors, which was how he had come to spend time with her. After a short but wearying hike, he ascertained the place was empty. The sky had wrung itself out as he headed home, and a brown, gritty precipitate drizzled him as if he were a burnt flan; there had been no rain for weeks but he was still glad to get inside. The collection barrel contained enough fresh sludge to fill a Vienna sausage can. This he filtered methodically through a square of soiled undershirt into a small glass jar still redolent of sentimental gherkins.

Holding up the jar to toast his continued survival and the complete collapse of his final foe, he closed his eyes and plainly saw a martini glass beaded with cold crystalline drops, brimming with clear delicious liquid: So perfect! And always tasting best when it was shaken, like the world, not stirred.

Bless Me, Ray Bradbury

June 8th, 2012

 

Sometime in early 1976, Ray Bradbury came and talked in the Laguna Beach High School auditorium. Afterwards I went down with my friend Robert Gillespie to meet him. We peppered him with questions, and Bradbury commented that he had corresponded with Clark Ashton Smith, at which my enthusiasm must have overcome me, as he reached out and sort of gave me a noogie. Robert never let me hear the end of it: “Oooooh, Ray Bradbury tousled your hair!” Gillespie tortured me with this embarrassing information for quite some time. In the end, I prepared this card and sent it to Bradbury, who kindly signed it. I carried it in my wallet for quite a while.

 

Leng Online at Weird Fiction Review

May 22nd, 2012

I’m pleased to report that my Tibetan cordyceps story from Lovecraft Unbound is being featured online at the Weird Fiction Review: Read “Leng” here!

Jimmy Carter of Mars

May 4th, 2012

“The truth is that the Thern have had — and still have — an option to interpret holy teachings either to exalt or subjugate the green-skinned Thark and copper-skinned humans of Helium. They have, for their own selfish ends, overwhelmingly chosen the latter. Their continuing choice provides the foundation or justification for much of the pervasive persecution and abuse of Thark and egg-bearing humans throughout the Martian world.”

Covers of Books I Never Read #2

March 6th, 2012

 

I owned this one. I may even still have it. I found it irresistible and intimidating in equal measure, so they achieved a sort of balance in which I occasionally looked at the cover but never actually managed to get closer to it than that.

 

Covers of Books I Never Read

March 3rd, 2012

1972. Seen in a book rack at the Grand Canyon Gift Shop during a summer car trip with my grandpa Laidlaw. I picked it up, gawked at the cover, put it down because it was time to get back to the car, and thought about it for the next hundred miles, regretting that I hadn’t pleaded for the funds to buy the copy. Although I collected and read many, many, many DAW paperbacks, I never acquired this one and never read it. I think it’s probably awful but I have never forgotten that title…or the weird cover that went with it.

Encounter on a Lonely Mountain Website

January 22nd, 2012

–Well, well, what have we here? Looks like one a them mainstream writers done gone and wrote himself a fantasy novel! What do you think about that, Clem?

–I think we’re gonna have some fun with this one.

–Boy, I believe you’re right. Jest lookit him. Does he look ascared to you? A mite…apprehensive? Well you done strayed right into genre territory, feller. And we don’t take lightly to you literrary types a-poachin in our woods.

–That’s right, we don’t. The last one we found in our traps, we learned him real good. He ain’t never coming out of Conjunctions again if he knows what good fer him.

–What’s wrong, feller? Science fiction too rigger-us, so you figger you’ll tackle something where nobody can call you on your horseshit? But that’s what they got them there post-apocalypse novels for, don’t they? So you can jest write your reglar stories you were gonna write, except no cars or telephones? So what is it I wonder makes you think you can come in here with your big words and your psychological realism and not knowin nothing about fantasy except that Lev Grossman wrote some and didn’t get kicked outta Time?

–You know, I think I seen this feller before…

–Why Clemuel, I believe you’re right. I seem to recall quite a few denigrating comments about Dungeons and Dragons emanating from the vicinity of his piehole, back in the ol’ halls of Ackadeem! Remember that, Clem? And here he is now, all fancied up with a sword and a wand and a hand-drawn map. Thinks he’s gonna show us how it’s done. Well let me tell you something, feller. The word “twee” still means something round these parts. And them lady elves, I can assure you they don’t warm to no antiheroes with erectile dysfunction, if you catch my drift.

–And speaking of the ladies, don’t be castin looks over at our fans now…they aren’t gonna be giving YOU any loving. Fact, if we were to throw you to em, there wouldn’t be enough of you left to throw in a remainder bin…nothing but maybe just a scrawny old spine…

–Watch it, he’s nearly bit through his foot! Settle back there, you.

–Why, don’t tell me you’re wanting to be away already? But you were so eager to be here! Not quite what you expected, hm?  Well, I sure hope you’re good with them there social networks, cause you’re gonna need em if you ever get out of here…and there’s no point calling for help cuz nobody can hear you except the New York Times. And I don’t need to tell you, feller, you’re a long way from New York now.

–That’s right…and you’re about to get a whole lot longer.

–Clem, damn it! Oh my gawd…why’d you go and say that fer?

–What? What’d I do?

–You went and gave him a sequel! You gave him an out! He’s got clean clear of us now.

–Well, won’t nothing come of it. He won’t have a clue what to do with a sequel. Weren’t never a literry writer worth his salt ever wrote a one o them.

 

The Lino of Zelda

January 9th, 2012

I’ve been on a Zelda kick lately. Skyward Sword wasn’t enough: It launched me on a replay of Wind Waker which led me to the 3D remake of Ocarina of Time, which in roundabout fashion led me to this beautiful series of lino prints by Vikku Chu. (Thanks, Random Googling of Ocarina of Time!)